nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub
nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(via gnarly)

O.O uh.

Okay. Who leaked my nudes? Because Im getting a lot of followers e.e

differed:

I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

(via please-tease-me)

when I hold doors for people

  • Kids: ...
  • Teenagers: Thanks.
  • Adults: Thank you.
  • Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
metalfacedvillain:

when the pussy is surprisingly good

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

(via letmeaffectyourbreathing)

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(via gnarly)